Redskins Fans Are Whiners

When the Packers lose, my way of dealing with it is to a) drink copious amounts of beer b) drunk dial girls that want absolutely nothing to do with me c) avoid any media outlet that discusses football at all costs. Last week's Bears game was especially irritating, due to the fact that I think we should have won handily. Well, we didn't so I moved on quickly to talking trash about the Skins.
From what I've seen so far, Redskins fans like to curl up on the couch with ice cream and a chick-flick, then post whiny video messages on Youtube. I'm a bigger fan of snarky internet blogs, but hey to each his own! I love how not one Redskins fan I've seen can give the Packers any credit. "We lost because Santana Moss sucks" or "We gave you the game" or "We got hosed on these penalties." True Moss did suck, but he's a player on your team, so isn't that kind of saying that your players suck? What kind of bullshit logic is that? You lost because you have players on your team that suck.. umm.. yeah thats the way it usually works. As far as penalties, you've gotta be kidding me. The Packers had two legitimate touchdowns taken from them. Thats not conjecture or me being a homer, its a fact, and Peter King even wrote about it right after the game. Both teams played sloppy ball, but the Packers locked it down at the end, period.
Here are some of the videos I found of Skins fans, some introspective, some angry.... enjoy!

This guy is just a whiny douche.. thats all I can say. I like how he ends the video though!



Dude here was actually a stand in for Mark Wahlberg in the unreleased "I'm a Wanna-Be Thug, but Live in the 'Burbs, yo!"



I can actually feel this guy's pain a little, he seems like a good dude. Still, the agony he's going through is pretty funny!



I'm saving the best for last. This guy split his bitching and moaning into two videos. I like how he's wearing a green sweatshirt illustrating him being "with envy." Whats up with the Mountain Dew he chugs at the beginning? He rambles on with pretty much no point. Everyone laugh at him!



By this time, Douchey McGee has gone through several emotions including denial, anger, and self-loathing. He's now moved on to absolute depression. Classic stuff! By the way, nice tight shirt asshole!