Everything seemingly is spinning out of control!

I read this article last month, and had to laugh at the doom and gloom the writer was making out of the state of... well the whole fucking world.

Is everything spinning out of control? Midwestern levees are bursting. Polar bears are adrift. Gas prices are skyrocketing. Home values are abysmal. Air fares, college tuition and health care border on unaffordable. Wars without end rage in Iraq, Afghanistan and against terrorism.

I immediately thought of one one my favorite Youtube videos:



Is the fall of Western Civilization imminent? Will an asteroid PWN planet Earth? Is there an impending zombie apocalypse (I think this would be an extremely rad option, but unfortunately unlikely. By the way, according the Cracked.com, this is a possibility).

Now, with the news received today that Mohammed wants to get the hell out of Mecca, signs are apparently pointing to “Holy Shit, wipe sheep's blood over the front door of every house in Chico, CA to save Ted Thompson's first-born son, Aaron Rodgers.”

So while we must prepare for Lambeau Field to be destroyed by locusts and frogs raining down from the sky, I'm going to drink myself into oblivion with some buddies, and inevitably make some bad decisions that will make for a better story tomorrow. Then, I'm going to buy a #12 jersey. Cheers!