Two Wild and Crazy Guys!

Ted Festrunk: Oh, Mike my brother, there will certainly be a lot of swinging at Lambeau tonight.

Mike Festrunk: Of course! After all, there is no other pair of brothers who cruise and swing so successfully in tight slacks with bulges!

Ted Festrunk: Ah, that press conference was really something. It was no difficulty to see many swinging Green Bay fans enjoying each other a great deal. They will forget this Fav-ruh soul brother in no time!

Mike Festrunk: Why not? There's nothing preventing them. They will love this Comrade Rodgers, that big sex machine!

Ted Festrunk: He will be boss! Usually, in Minnesota, Chicago, and Detroit, only high party officials of the Communist Party can get unproven quarterbacks to start!

Mike Festrunk: And it only cost $20 million to get rid of our "problem."

Together: Hahahahahaha! We are.. two wild and crazy guys!